One of ‘the biggest stand up hits of the decade’

The Guardian
Glass image Drink image

My name’s Luisa Omielan and I’m a stand up comedian. I wrote a joke about the thigh gap, and now over 30 million people have seen me in my pants. Dreams really can come true.

I’ve got two solo shows, my debut was called ‘What Would Beyonce Do?!’ and the follow up ‘ Am I Right Ladies?!’.
My third is gonna be called ‘Famous with a Baby’ and I am not writing it until its writes itself.

I crowdfunded a recording of my show! It’s available for download here.

I’m also delighted to announce a very special one off gig…Vday Party!

Oh and I’m on tour throughout December, come and say hello .

Social life

‘technically’ last night my body ate you
Shop Shop Shop Shop Shop

AM I Right Ladies?!

out now



A manifesto. Contains strong language and adult themes. 18 only.

'Omielan is a refreshing comic voice, doing something that no-one else is doing...there is no doubt that she will become the megastar she already acts like one day very soon.' The Independent.

More info...

AM I Right Ladies?!

Throughout December I will be coming to London, Leicester, Cardiff, Bath, Liverpool, Southend, Oxford, Nottingham & Birmingham. It’s the perfect Christmas night out!

As well as the ‘Am I Right Ladies?!’ tour, Luisa will be regularly playing gigs at venues nationwide. Click here for a list of upcoming shows.


It’s back, it’s legendary; it’s THE best place to be on Valentines. Once a year I like to do something extra special. It’s becoming a bit of a tradition, that on Valentine’s Day, I do a show, followed by a massive after party. 2016 will be no different! So I am back for one night only: “What Would Beyoncé Do?!” Followed by an after party! Saturday Feb 13th so Saturday is for belly laughs and gyrating on the dance floor and you still get to do the whole candlelit or crying thing on the Sunday.

Limited Early Bird Tickets, ON SALE NOW! Enter ‘Kelly’ or ‘Michelle’ for £5 off’ .

This means I go out for dinner with friends
Shows Shows Shows Shows Shows

My solo shows are like events and can be found on my tour dates, be prepared to PARTY! ‘Am I Right Ladies?!’ sold out for the full run of Edinburgh 2014, received 5 star reviews, and is currently on tour. It follows ‘What Would Beyoncé Do?!’ which has been called “One of the top UK comedy shows of the last decade” by the Guardian newspaper.

AM I Right Ladies?!

A manifesto of booty, sex, mental health & rom coms. It also has one of the best jokes about thigh gaps ever written.

‘Should be part of the curriculum’ Kate Copstick

What Would Beyonce Do?! Valentines Day Special + After Party

What Would Beyoncé Do?! Is the most successful debut show to come out of the Edinburgh Fringe, a phenomenal word of mouth smash hit. The original party with jokes in. I’m bringing it back for ONE night only with an after party too – on 13th February 2016. Get your tickets now.

Upcoming gigs

As well as the ‘ Am I Right Ladies?!’ tour, Luisa will be regularly playing gigs at venues nationwide.

Saturday 13th January 2016
What Would Beyond Do?! + Afterparty - 02 Forum Kentish Town
Bitches, I like looking fly... but I also like Greggs
Press Press Press Press Press Press Press
  • Sending Message


Thanks for your message babes!

I'll get back to you soon.

Big love

Come say hi babe or send me a review...

Tweet @luisaomielan

Or speak to my people...

For Gigs
Charlotte Austin at Catface Talent
US Manager
Tatiana Sara at Primary Wave
US Agent
Max Burgos at APA
Compliment generator

Don't be so self-deprecating - Do you see
Beyonce putting herself down? Hell no!