One of ‘the biggest stand up hits of the decade’

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My names Luisa Omielan and I’m a stand up comedian. I wrote a joke about the thigh gap, and now over 30 million people have seen me in my pants. Dreams really can come true.

I’ve got two solo shows, my debut was called ‘What Would Beyonce Do?!’ and the follow up ‘ Am I Right Ladies?!’.
My third is gonna be called ‘Famous with a Baby’ and I am not writing it until its writes itself.

I crowdfunded a recording of my show! It’s available for download here.

I’m also delighted to announce a very special one off gig…Vday Party!

Oh and I’m on tour throughout December, come and say hello .

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AM I Right Ladies?!

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A manifesto. Contains strong language and adult themes. 18 only.

'Omielan is a refreshing comic voice, doing something that no-one else is doing...there is no doubt that she will become the megastar she already acts like one day very soon.' The Independent.

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AM I Right Ladies?!

Throughout December I will be coming to London, Leicester, Cardiff, Bath, Liverpool, Southend, Oxford, Nottingham & Birmingham. It’s the perfect Christmas night out!

As well as the ‘Am I Right Ladies?!’ tour, Luisa will be regularly playing gigs at venues nationwide. Click here for a list of upcoming shows.


It’s back, it’s legendary; it’s THE best place to be on Valentines. Once a year I like to do something extra special. It’s becoming a bit of a tradition, that on Valentine’s Day, I do a show, followed by a massive after party. 2016 will be no different! So I am back for one night only: “What Would Beyoncé DO?!’ Followed by an after party! Saturday Feb 13th so Saturday is for Belly Laughs and gyrating on the dance floor and you still get to do the whole candle lit or crying thing on the Sunday. Limited Early Bird Tickets, ON SALE NOW!

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‘Am I Right Ladies?!’ sold out for the full run of Edinburgh 2014, received 5 star reviews, and is on its second sold out run at Soho Theatre now (Feb 2015).

It follows ‘What Would Beyoncé Do?!’ which has been called "One of the top UK comedy shows of the last decade" by the Guardian newspaper.

AM I Right Ladies?!

A manifesto of booty, sex, mental health & rom coms. It also has one of the best jokes about thigh gaps ever written.

‘Should be part of the curriculum’ Kate Copstick

What Would Beyonce Do?!

What Would Beyoncé Do?! Is the most successful debut show of all time, Phenomenal word of mouth smash hit. The original party with jokes in. ‘One of the biggest stand up hits of the last decade’ the Guardian.

Am I Right Ladies?! Tour Dates

7th December
LEICESTER - The Cookie
9th December
10th/11th/12th December
LONDON - The Bike Shed
13th December
BATH - Komedia
16th December
LIVERPOOL - Laughter House
17th December
20th December
OXFORD - The Bullingdon
21st December
22nd December

Upcoming gigs

As well as the ‘ Am I Right Ladies?!’ tour, Luisa will be regularly playing gigs at venues nationwide.

13th/14th November
Comedy Cafe
25th November
Sabotage comedy night
2nd/3rd December
Winterville London
10th/11th/12th December
Solo show in Shoredicth
18th December
Pocklington Arts Centre
19th December
Hampshire Arts
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Charlotte Austin at Face Talent


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