One of ‘the biggest stand up hits of the decade’

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My name’s Luisa Omielan and I’m a stand up comedian. I wrote a joke about the thigh gap, and now over 30 million people have seen me in my pants. Dreams really can come true.

I’ve got two solo shows, my debut was called ‘What Would Beyonce Do?!’ and the follow up ‘ Am I Right Ladies?!’.
My third is gonna be called ‘Famous with a Baby’ and I am not writing it until its writes itself.

I crowdfunded a recording of my show! It’s available for download here.

My debut book ‘What Would Beyonce Do?!’ is out on July 14th published by Century at Random House. You can order it here.

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My book What Would Beyonce Do?!  is now available to preorder on Amazon. If you’ve seen my shows – I would love it if you could pre-order it and we can celebrate when it launches.

What’s it about? Well, you know when you find yourself approaching 30 and you have a temp career going nowhere, student debt that’s somehow not getting any smaller, an ex who’s ‘not ready’ and left you heartbroken, and to top it all off you have to move back home to your mum’s house?

Then here, at your lowest point, your best friend decides to pick that very moment to remind you that you are the same age as Beyoncé.

FML

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AM I Right Ladies?!

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A manifesto. Contains strong language and adult themes. 18 only.

'Omielan is a refreshing comic voice, doing something that no-one else is doing...there is no doubt that she will become the megastar she already acts like one day very soon.' The Independent.

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AM I Right Ladies?!

Thanks to popular demand and my recent book I am playing a few of my favourite cities with a one off What Would Beyonce Do?! show in preparation for something very special. I have only booked a few very intimate venues, so spaces and tickets are limited. Please come.


As well as the ‘Am I Right Ladies?!’ tour, Luisa will be regularly playing gigs at venues nationwide. Click here for a list of upcoming shows.

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My solo shows are like events and can be found on my tour dates, be prepared to PARTY! ‘Am I Right Ladies?!’ sold out for the full run of Edinburgh 2014, received 5 star reviews, and is currently on tour. It follows ‘What Would Beyoncé Do?!’ which has been called “One of the top UK comedy shows of the last decade” by the Guardian newspaper.

AM I Right Ladies?!

A manifesto of booty, sex, mental health & rom coms. It also has one of the best jokes about thigh gaps ever written. ‘Should be part of the curriculum’ Kate Copstick

What Would Beyonce Do?!

What Would Beyoncé Do?! Is the most successful debut show to come out of the Edinburgh Fringe, a phenomenal word of mouth smash hit. The original party with jokes in. I recently brought it back for one night only in a sold out show and after party at the O2 Forum Kentish Town. 


Christmas Shows

Thanks to popular demand and my recent book I am playing a few of my favourite cities with a one off What Would Beyonce Do?! show in preparation for something very special. I have only booked a few very intimate venues, so spaces and tickets are limited. Please come.

NEWCASTLE
17th November
The Tyne Theatre
8pm Show
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LONDON
24th November
Top Secret Comedy Club
7pm Show
SOLD OUT
LONDON
1st December
Top Secret Comedy Club
7pm Show
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LEEDS
5th December
The Wardrobe
8pm Show
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MANCHESTER
6th December
Frog and Bucket
8pm Show
SOLD OUT
HULL
7th December
Fruit
8pm Show
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LONDON
8th December
Top Secret Comedy Club
7pm Show
SOLD OUT
BRIGHTON
12th December
Komedia
8pm Show
SOLD OUT
LIVERPOOL
EXTRA DATE ADDED!!!!!!!
13th December
Laughter House
8pm Show
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LIVERPOOL
14th December
Laughterhouse
8pm Show
SOLD OUT
LONDON
EXTRA DATE ADDED!!!!!!!
15th December
Top Secret Comedy Club
7pm Show
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BIRMINGHAM
19th December
Comedy Loft
8pm Show
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BATH
22nd December
Komedia
8pm Show
SOLD OUT

VDay 17

Its Valentines weekend, why stay at home and be miserable when you can grab your best friends and come have the night of your life!

Book Early. It has always sold out.

Saturday night is for hard-core belly laughs and dancing!
Doors 7pm Show will kick off at 8pm, followed by the best in old skool hip hop, current party tunes and the occasional Power ballad..

DRESS CODE: Anything you like

Saturday 11th February
02 Forum, Kentish Town
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